edwad:

*rips legs off of my body and throws them to different hemispheres of the earth* Look at my thigh gap.

(via inebriated-conjectures)

northclackitback:

How did this not win a fucking Oscar

(Source: materiajunkie, via inebriated-conjectures)

lolsomeone-actually:

kanasayu:

sizvideos:

Drive Recklessly - Video

WHAT THE FUCK

Wut

(via onthemoonn)

"Come on, honey, this house is a fresh start for our family!"

White dads in horror stories  (via capnfalcon)

(Source: start-missing-everybody, via unicorn-sweat)

(Source: hisandherquotes, via bay42o)

shrxbbery:

Repeat after me:
My body is not wrong, or ugly, too big or too thin, too pale or too dark, too broken or too strong. It is the vessel of a precious life and that is enough.

(via unicorn-sweat)

daftpostpunk:

you better pop lock and drop that attitude

(via unicorn-sweat)

"My alone feels so good, I’ll only have you if you’re sweeter than my solitude."

Warsan Shire (via zomiz)

(Source: dvemon, via unicorn-sweat)

axelvalentine:

Whenever I try to impress someone:

image

(via ruinedchildhood)

gnate1:

I am convinced that this snake is happily humming as he scampers across this lawn.

“hm hm hm hm hmmm, what a beautiful day today! I think I’ll swallow a chimpanzee!”

(Source: , via aunteeblazer)

givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

(via theacid-queen)

vintagegal:

"Miss Flying Saucer" by Bill Randall c. 1959

(via kawaii-rockabilly-chick)

basedpidgeot:

feather-in-my-cap-and-cheese:

urbendisaster:

what?

The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer

nerdy shit aside, iamgine how sick it must be to just let those feet fly into the air and do superman poses down a highway

(Source: cute-decoration, via koolaideman)

whoremionegrunger:

i guess this proves you shouldn’t make assumptions about anyone.

(Source: doctopus, via ruinedchildhood)