teddiddlybundy:

The eyes of some notorious Serial Killers.

(via pollutedmind)

I FUCKING HATE WHEN PEOPLE POUR KETCHUP ALL OVER THE FRENCH FRIES INSTEAD OF A DESIGNATED CORNER AND THEY OFFER ME SOME LIKE NO FUCK YOU AND YOUR TAINTED FRENCH FRIES

(Source: oreoprince, via ganjacologist)

therainbowgorilla:

visambros:

tiredestprincess:

zamotdredhart:

tiredestprincess:

i just remembered people with penises can’t have multiple consecutive orgasms ohhjhhh my g OD HAHAHAHHKDFHAH

Well people with vaginas have periods so I think y’all deserve all the orgasms you want

that’s….really sweet… omfg

This post is also inclusive of transgender people this is the most positive post be seen all week

(via ganjacologist)

wwhatevver-ampora:

moewave:

ohh-tedbundy:

A true warrior.

I can’t believe he defeated Mr.Incredible

I love how he fuckin fuckin STOMPS on Fred Flintstone

(Source: notienedesperdicio, via thegaywiththegaytattoo)

kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

(Source: mysharona1987, via bluntgirl)

masturbraiding:

Do you ever catch yourself thinking rude things about someone or judging them and you’re like “hey stop that, that’s not nice don’t u do that”

(via serialkillerinatwinksbody)

working retail

noknuckles:

me: hi how are you today?
customer: JUST LOOKING.

(Source: flwrlvr, via fucks-that-arent-given)

amerlcanapparel:

google is great because you can ask something really obvious and nobody has to know

(via v--dka)

readmore-worryless:

"Too many books?" I believe the phrase you’re looking for is "not enough bookshelves".

(via v--dka)

unamajestad:

i-write-wrongs:

realest thing I’ve seen in a while

WOAHHH

(Source: startswithabang, via godlyrob)

thedandyunderworld:

Probably one of the best costumes from the con that I’ve seen.

(via do-not-feed-the-drug-child)

upgraders:

my friend did a psychology class in high school and came to my house and diagnosed my cat with depression 

(via v--dka)