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chasingtrophywhitetails:

Does anyone else reply to a text mentally but not physically then forgets to actually reply all together or is that just me

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fartgallery:

chesterloaf:

fartgallery:

i donate blood in the hopes that my blood will overpower theirs and take control of their body so i will gain another vessel to use as my own

why am I reblogging this?

it appears my blood has been successful

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miss-mckibben:

Justin Bieber fans trying to defend everything he does.

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busybrody:

thedeathcats:

mashable:

In Case You Missed It:

The theme of last night’s dancing with the stars was reliving the memorable years. And that meant Alfonso Ribeiro reintroduced us to his famous dance — The Carlton — from the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.

Watch the full dance here.

what a time to be alive

bless

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strawwolf:

that’s it that’s the whole story

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  • WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

cyclonemetal:

"well, it seems we are at an impasse."

"so we are. carry on, cat"

"same to you, bird."

"NEITHER OF US CAN EAT THE OTHER SO LET US SAY GOOD DAY"

(Source: sizvideos, via treeeeston)

bravedad:

i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with

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automatically:

walking a drunk friend like

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