what did baby corn say to mummy corn???
someone unfollowed me because of this joke i guess they found it too corny
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“everyone has their off days” I tell myself 15 days in a row
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if you wont kiss your partner after you cum in their mouth you are truly weak and natural selection is coming for you
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Fun Facts about Mean Girls:
- 1. Initially, Lindsay Lohan was cast as Regina, but decided to play the “nice girl” so the public wouldn’t base her real personality on Regina’s.
- 2. Amanda Seyfried was initially supposed to play Cady, Lindsay Lohan’s part.
- 3. Tim Meadows broke his hand before shooting and had to wear a cast, so the explanation that his character Mr. Duvall had carpal tunnel was added.
- 4. In the scene where Cady was asked if her “muffin was buttered”, the line was originally going to be, “Is your cherry popped?” The same goes for the girl who “made out with a hot dog” this was going to be “masturbated with a hot dog”. These were omitted in order for the film to gain a PG 13+ rating instead of a R.
- 5. Ashley Tisdale auditioned for Karen Smith.
- 6. Lindsay Lohan’s character is named “Cady”, which has a common pronunciation (“Katie”) but an uncommon spelling for an American girl’s first name. In keeping with the film’s theme of female empowerment, it is the same spelling of the birth last name of Elizabeth Cady Stanton, an 18th-century pioneer in the American Women’s Rights movement.
- 7. In real life, Rachel McAdams is 8 years older than Lindsay Lohan, who plays her classmate, and only 7 years younger than Amy Poehler, who plays her mother.
- 8. When casting the film, Tina Fey picked Jonathan Bennett (Aaron Samuels) because he looked like Jimmy Fallon.
- 9. Mean Girls is based on the book “Queen Bees and Wannabes: Helping Your Daughter Survive Cliques, Gossip, Boyfriends, and Other Realities of Adolescence” by Rosalind Wiseman, even though it is a non-fiction parental self-help guide with no narrative at all.
- 10. Rachel McAdams’ hair was a wig.
- 11. The skirts for the Christmas talent show were made of plastic; the costume designer says they were made of that fabric to “represent the Plastics”.
- 12. David Reale, a Canadian actor born 1984, was the man who played Glen Coco. Sadly, this crucial role was not credited in the movie.
They should make an animated short where Carl is lying in a hospital bed and an eighteen year old Russell walks in. The room is silent. Neither one of them talk. Only slow music plays in the background. Russell walks up to Carl’s bed and sits next to him. Carl looks over to Russell and smiles. Russell is trying to hold back tears. He reaches into his pocket and pulls out the Soda lid that Carl had pinned on him so many years ago. He takes the pin and pins it onto Carl’s shirt. He is almost balling as he says “Thank you Mr. Fredricksen.” Carl is unable to speak he is so choked up. All you see is him smile and a tear roll down his cheek. ”You’re welcome Russell.” He says with a crackle in his voice. He closes his eyes and the Heart Monitor he is on flat lines. All you see is Russell crying. Then there is a flash of light. Carl stands in front of the light and sees someone coming out of it. Ellie walks out of the light and goes to Carl. She holds her secret Adventure Book in her arms. She writes something in the book. She then kisses Carl and drops the book. Ellie takes Carl into the light and they revert back to their child selves and walk hand in hand into the light. Then it pans to the book which is open to the page Ellie wrote in. The only words written on the page are “The End.” And then the screen fades to black.
THAT IS NOT OK
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