thahalfrican:

Busted a nut

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But she still suckin

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house arrest wouldn’t even be a punishment for me

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belovedshadow:

spn-fandom-breathing-heavily:

archivesofgallifrey:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

willgrahamps:

wait if eve ate the apple then why the fuck is it called an adam’s apple

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because she ate the apple, and then convinced adam to eat the apple as well so that she wouldn’t be alone, but the piece he bit off got stuck in his throat.

It got stuck because at the exact moment he was swallowing, God jumped out from behind a bush like 

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!”

new headcanon tbh

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strangevibezz:

MY HEART

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ingroan:

i need to get a real job so i can stop crying over expensive lingerie and start crying in expensive lingerie

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rnackenzie:

i wanna respect everybodys opinion but some peoples opinions are just so terrible

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worldpeaces:

if you ignore my texts i’ll just assume you hate me

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impetuz:

ohhenryd:

thatpunnyguy:

snazziest:

They call me coffee cuz I grind so fine

They call me coffee I keep you up past 2 am

They call me coffee because I’m really bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of what I am

oh

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  • soda can: HSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
  • me: chill

snatchedweaves:

That look ur mom gives u when u embarrass her in public but she can’t kill u yet

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vaginawoolf:

coolator:

i wanna be one of those people who does yoga at sunrise and drinks water out of mason jars filled with berries and twigs and shit

 

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"When a relationship is over, leave. Don’t continue watering a dead flower."

Dean Steed  (via fuckinq)

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sportula:

also to all my new followers

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hello

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welcome

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i’ve been waiting for you

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patrickgalante:

Same clothes as last night. Fuck it, Happy Easter.

guys in jean jackets though ugh